Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Benjamin Franklin
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Fourteen. I love writing, any genre. It seems to take up a lot of my time. One day I'd like to write a novel - whether that ambition will succeed, I'm not quite sure. I love media, and some day hope to be a journalist of some sort. On here you'll probably find bits of my short stories, my attempt at poetry and just general random stuff. Kik me: misguidedGhost14.
Me: What's the Indiana state flower. Mom: Let's see if Siri can be a dumb bitch. *opens Siri* What's the Indiana state flower.
Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common sense dancing :).
A good friend will bail you out of jail... A best friend will be sat next to you saying "that was brilliant".
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so near to Monday?....
"The knack lies in learning how to throw your self at the ground and miss." Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. eek. eek. (Cat naps...).
If i was invisable i would beat up a mime. It would be an awesome show..
'When I was a kid, I was scared of the dentist - he was a paedophile.' --Jimmy Carr.
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