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hirsty72

Actor, father and husband....not always in that order... Have a goose, if you like... Let me know! Stay beautiful people of opuss..x

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-07-02T19:19:51

Cars!!

Overheard today... Two young girls(17 or 18) at a road crossing... Talking about if they had a car.. "having a car is so good, you can literally go from one town to another"... Wow. Really.

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-07-02T19:09:15

I.... No5

An icicle (i-sickle)... A tool used by Apple employees to cut long grass..

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-07-02T18:58:09

I.... No4

An ident (i-dent) .... What's left after a prang in the Apple car park..

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-07-02T11:56

I... No3

An idol (i-doll)... A sex toy made by Apple..

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-07-02T11:48:54

I... No2

An idea (i-deer) .... A fawn owned by Apple..

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-07-02T11:47:34

I.. No1

An eyelet (i-let)......A place rented out by Apple..

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-07-02T11:42:49

Questions.... So Many Questions..

What was dan so desperate for?.

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-07-01T20:30:44

Much Ado About Nothing

This is the speech that got me into drama school.... :O, she misused me past the endurance of a block.

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-07-01T19:40:22

Just Can't Think....

I just can't think of anything to write... Would someone be so kind as to suggest a subject for a poem. Thanks pusscats..

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-06-30T08:02:28

Doing Handstands On The Edge Of Hell

Yesterday I did 2 handstands on the edge of hell... Then I had to go In because my tea was ready....

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-05-26T09:46:58

Saturday Fun

All those who have psycho kinetic powers... Please raise my hand ......

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-05-26T08:41:45

Chuffed To Bits!

Hello pusscats, this may mean nothing to you, but I felt like I wanted to share it, I'm an actor and on Thursday I landed a role in BBC1's daytime drama "Doctors" I'm playing a guy called Ian, a 40...

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-05-22T21:59:50

In The Darkness..pt 7

She felt the hem of her skirt rising. And his fingertips on her skin.. His other hand had found it's way in between the buttons on her blouse..

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-05-19T19:45:56

In The Darkness..pt6

the feeling was electric, she wanted... Needed to see his face,she stood sharply turning... To find nobody there... How could This be..

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-05-09T08:56:11

Ref: In The Darkness.....

Hello to anybody reading my short story "in the darkness" I just wanted to say firstly, Thanks for taking the time in your day to read my words.. And secondly.. This story does get a bit saucy ...

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-05-09T08:38:26

In The Darkness..pt5

She knew from that first touch it was him..

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-05-08T15:04:47

You Know When Things Pop Into Your Head...

As a kid i never liked sandwiches made by other peoples mums.......

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-05-06T18:32:36

In The Darkness..pt 4

She was not sure when it happened but she must have fallen asleep at some point..

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-05-02T17:54:07

In The Darkness..pt3

The afternoon went in the blink if an eye, her friends at work asked her if she'd like to come for drinks, but she had to visit her mother,she told Them, she's not been well, this was a lie, she was...

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-04-30T10:31:33

In The Darkness..pt 2

It was a Friday the first time it happened, she remembers thinking to herself on the way ro work that there was something in the air... A scent. A silence... Like just before it snows...

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-04-29T23:21:30

A Pane In The Head...

My 5 year old daughter walked into a glass door today........ Was I wrong to laugh???.

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-04-29T23:19:08

WWW.

WWW is the abbreviation of "world wide web"...It's the abbreviation.... Yet it has more syllables than "world wide web" and takes longer to say!.

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-04-29T20:16:32

In The Darkness.

She had a book, a favourite book, it was one if those books you could read again and again and enjoy it more everytime, her friends,though, could not quite understand it, they had favourite books but...

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-04-29T20:01:03

Life Lesson # 867... Mojo.

You need to know exactly what your mojo looks like... Because, if You lose it, how you ever gonna know what to look for. ..... Here endeth the lesson.....

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-04-24T20:14:03

Peace At Last

I am sat here in a rocking chair... I've just got back from London,Where I had a casting today for a new set of advertisements for Eurostar... London was busy, but now I'm home.

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-04-24T07:43:39

Little Jar Of Coins....

Fellas... Listen up......... When you next start a new releationship, I want you to consider this... (that is if you think she is the one!) Get yourself a glass jar.

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-04-24T07:13:45

Advice

Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.....

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-04-19T18:43:57

All The Other Wolves!

We all know about werewolves ..... But what about whywolves, Whenwolves, Whatwolves, And whowolves?????????.

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hirsty72
hirsty72
2012-04-16T04:51:37

What Do We Want...

"WHAT DO WE WANT?" "BIGGER PLACARDS" "WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?" "NO".

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