Cars!!
Overheard today... Two young girls(17 or 18) at a road crossing... Talking about if they had a car.. "having a car is so good, you can literally go from one town to another"... Wow. Really.
Actor, father and husband....not always in that order... Have a goose, if you like... Let me know! Stay beautiful people of opuss..x
Overheard today... Two young girls(17 or 18) at a road crossing... Talking about if they had a car.. "having a car is so good, you can literally go from one town to another"... Wow. Really.
An icicle (i-sickle)... A tool used by Apple employees to cut long grass..
An ident (i-dent) .... What's left after a prang in the Apple car park..
An idol (i-doll)... A sex toy made by Apple..
An idea (i-deer) .... A fawn owned by Apple..
An eyelet (i-let)......A place rented out by Apple..
What was dan so desperate for?.
This is the speech that got me into drama school.... :O, she misused me past the endurance of a block.
I just can't think of anything to write... Would someone be so kind as to suggest a subject for a poem. Thanks pusscats..
Yesterday I did 2 handstands on the edge of hell... Then I had to go In because my tea was ready....
All those who have psycho kinetic powers... Please raise my hand ......
Hello pusscats, this may mean nothing to you, but I felt like I wanted to share it, I'm an actor and on Thursday I landed a role in BBC1's daytime drama "Doctors" I'm playing a guy called Ian, a 40...
She felt the hem of her skirt rising. And his fingertips on her skin.. His other hand had found it's way in between the buttons on her blouse..
the feeling was electric, she wanted... Needed to see his face,she stood sharply turning... To find nobody there... How could This be..
Hello to anybody reading my short story "in the darkness" I just wanted to say firstly, Thanks for taking the time in your day to read my words.. And secondly.. This story does get a bit saucy ...
She knew from that first touch it was him..
As a kid i never liked sandwiches made by other peoples mums.......
She was not sure when it happened but she must have fallen asleep at some point..
The afternoon went in the blink if an eye, her friends at work asked her if she'd like to come for drinks, but she had to visit her mother,she told Them, she's not been well, this was a lie, she was...
It was a Friday the first time it happened, she remembers thinking to herself on the way ro work that there was something in the air... A scent. A silence... Like just before it snows...
My 5 year old daughter walked into a glass door today........ Was I wrong to laugh???.
WWW is the abbreviation of "world wide web"...It's the abbreviation.... Yet it has more syllables than "world wide web" and takes longer to say!.
She had a book, a favourite book, it was one if those books you could read again and again and enjoy it more everytime, her friends,though, could not quite understand it, they had favourite books but...
You need to know exactly what your mojo looks like... Because, if You lose it, how you ever gonna know what to look for. ..... Here endeth the lesson.....
I am sat here in a rocking chair... I've just got back from London,Where I had a casting today for a new set of advertisements for Eurostar... London was busy, but now I'm home.
Fellas... Listen up......... When you next start a new releationship, I want you to consider this... (that is if you think she is the one!) Get yourself a glass jar.
Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.....
We all know about werewolves ..... But what about whywolves, Whenwolves, Whatwolves, And whowolves?????????.
"WHAT DO WE WANT?" "BIGGER PLACARDS" "WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?" "NO".