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iLeeam

20 year old father of one, and what a one! All mine, unless stated otherwise. Only follow me if you want to.

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iLeeam
iLeeam
2013-01-22T00:26:19

My Hair

"You greasy prick, Your hair is vile. You're going bald, And in denial!" Is what they'll shout When I'm old and lonesome. But until then. My hair is awesome..

14 1 29 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2013-01-21T13:35:28

So What?

I'm voluptuous and big, Resembling a pig, But my life is better than yours. So despite the bad comments, And relentless torrents, I'll clamp you between my jaws..

16 2 28 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2013-01-19T10:59:02

Bloody Weather

Prominent sights of scooped-up snow, Watching feet scramble, get up and go. The cars are slower, they're panicking lots To watch out for children and waddling tots.

12 2 68 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2013-01-05T10:24:28

Ugh

I haven't put an Opuss, Up here, for days. I've been racking my head, Fishing through haze. But I can't seem to find 'owt, And I'm in shit Because I want to write my thoughts, Every last bit.

8 1 58 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-22T21:20:24

Beer

I like to have a beer, But not any beer'll do. I like a pint of Guiness, With a Newcy Brown or two.

30 4 41 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-22T18:30:24

Second Best

Help me help you, Don't leave me to guess, Don't leave me alone here, Feeling second best. I'm doing what I can, I'm trying really hard To be who you want, To go that extra yard..

20 5 36 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-20T17:27:40

In A Rut

This is my passion, all of my emotions into this one single piece with nothing but a bitter distaste for my life right now.

20 8 320 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-19T18:53:46

Glazing

Have you ever wondered how glasses are made. Probably not. But for something a little different, I'll let you know. First of all, the lenses that come in are not pre-cut to the size of the glasses.

14 5 636 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-17T22:21:44

Very True

Just five syllables, Then seven, then five again. Harder than you think!.

18 1 12 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-17T14:38:49

Yummy

Take a small pinch of shit, A spoon of lies, 100g of Nothing, There you go. Bullshit Pie..

32 5 18 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-14T19:41:05

Mmm...Alberto Balsam

@blindsilence Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Hexyl Cinnamal, Aqua. Fruit, Benzyl Benzoate, Chamomilla Recutita. Methylisothiazolione, Glucose, glycol, cocamide.

18 2 24 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-14T18:00:17

Bloody Hell

I have writer's block. Nothing is coming to me. Any suggestions?.

16 8 11 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-13T12:47:57

Judgement

Although my words are sad and dark, It's not reflected in myself. I'm actually rather good, At keeping bad thoughts on the shelf.

8 0 49 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-13T12:01:35

Bugger

As midnight came, I took my place, Upon my leather coated chair. My eyes not leaving the fireplace, Even to comb my greying hair. I waited up for that moment, That split second to catch him out.

10 0 50 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-13T02:35:16

Poetry

People often expect terrific rhyming, yes. Poetry opens eccentric tales, reaching you. People. Only endorse the rich, young popular Opusses entry.

16 0 40 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-13T02:16:04

Bars

Blazing along, rattling sticks, Boldly arising, releasing stupidity. Bosses amused, red-handed scars. Beaten, abused, reading stars. Bonus point for guessing what it's about. ...and don't say 'bars'..

16 3 27 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-11T09:05:24

School

I've only one, Where most have two. You say it's fine, I can't believe you. Bullies, in life, I can't help it. They take the piss, They treat you like shit. But look at me, Now it's all mine.

10 0 89 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-10T08:54:23

Not Insane

Don't hide you phone, The last time you did, I found you out. Don't hide your phone, I saw what you put, There's no doubt. Give me your phone, "How 'bout a fuck?" You ask why I shout. Go fuck...

4 0 48 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-10T00:15:35

Entry #1

An interesting day, to say the least. Family round, Christmas cheer and seeing people you haven't seen in years. Or what feels like years.

8 0 60 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-10T00:10:28

War

For her... Lies of night and love of day, Acquiescence in the bay. Take his life within your hands, And slice it. Dice it. Kick his stand.

6 0 135 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-09T21:47:01

Trust It

Leech Into the world First feed Educate Infancy Start realising Settle down Have kids Old age Rot To repeat.

12 0 19 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-09T18:42:48

Backlash

Rotting floorboards, Creaking fascias, 'Look beyond, It's actually spacious'. 'It needs some work, I'll give you that. Drills, hammers, Those hard, yellow hats.

16 0 149 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-09T17:22:15

Explorer

There once was a baby named Ben, Who escaped from his little play pen. These rhymes tell a tale, Of what now prevailed, Every night, 'til the grand age of ten.

14 0 257 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-12-06T15:24:09

Forty-four Grand

I scrape my living, Through some endless means, For mother and child, Unlike other teens. Don't come to me, All big and smart, Complaining of life, That to mine, is art.

16 0 160 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-11-19T16:32:47

Car Insurance

You'll happily take my money, And have the nerve to call me 'buddy". But remove my assurance 'Cos you're not proving your insurance, I need my car, don't infuriate me..

8 0 30 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-11-19T12:04:26

Deserving Of Death

Dragging everybody away to hell, Don't even attempt to help. Dreams evolving around tyrannical harassment, Delivering evil across the home. Drunk, eminence abuses the helpless.

10 5 60 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-11-19T11:11:52

Within The Deep

An ample mantle, Heaving and breathing, Screams out the dark, Waking the sleeping. But not from pain, Yet gasping, panting, While between her thighs, Squeezing, thrusting.

12 0 36 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-05-27T12:09:59

Fight

Slowly walking, Quickly fading, Bad eyesight, Always making Sure of danger; Always creeping, Never dying, Too surprising. Round a corner, Ever nearer. Sub comes up, A little clearer.

0 0 120 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-05-18T16:43:23

Boss

Do not tempt me, I'm not afraid to bite. Not afraid to reply, Nor run from a fight. I will take you down, One thing at a time. I will destroy your life, Starting with this rhyme.

2 0 56 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-30T01:02:23

Religion: 3

The Sistine Chapel: in the heart of the Vatican and head of the Catholic Church. I've never been there, but it looks like an astonishing building.

22 5 252 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-29T23:00:16

Religion: 2

Even though it's commonplace for you to believe in EITHER God or Evolution, both are technically just theories. Therefore, there's no real reason why the two cannot be intertwined.

10 4 347 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-29T22:02:06

Religion.

Bare with me with this. It is unlike what I've done before and it's been plaguing my mind for years. Be honest, and I'll write more.

30 29 659 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-29T19:14:10

Not An Autobiography

I don't usually like talking about myself, but I feel like I have to explain my poetry and justify it. I am not a severely depressed person, nor suicidal. I actually quite enjoy my life.

12 13 166 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-27T16:28:24

Oh Dear

I have writer's block. I can't think of anything, Except this Haiku..

38 4 12 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-26T21:36:07

Her

Her beauty unsurpassed, Laying on a yellow circle. She looks into my eyes, And my senses are made fools. There must be something hidden, Is this just not meant to be.

36 3 84 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-25T00:39:49

The Difference In Opuss

There's a difference with this application to all the others. Many people call Opuss the 'Instagram of Stories', but it's more than that.

42 7 171 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-24T22:56:33

Like Clockwork

Whirring, clicking, pumping, He unzipped her dress, fingers fumbling. Breath hot, stomach grumbling, He smelt her fine hair, nostrils flaring.

20 15 119 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-22T20:18:21

Deserving Of Death

Dragging everybody away to hell, Don't even attempt to help. Dreams evolving around tyrannical harassment, Delivering evil across the home. Drunk, eminence abuses the helpless.

24 14 60 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-22T17:22:10

Regret

A black abyss, A whirlpool of fear, A darkened place, Where none can hear. A scream, so loud, It pierces the heart, And a sob so solemn, It tears you apart. You lie there, dead, But somehow aware.

22 9 169 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-21T20:57:37

Pointless Anymore

Some people would call it insanity. To others, merely an interest. But when your thoughts are shrouded by a dusty cloud of the obsessed; That's when things get tough.

14 2 85 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-21T10:33:44

Son

Waking up at night For food, changing and cuddles. Fast asleep on me..

20 4 13 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-15T17:41:41

Defuq

He stood still, hands tied behind his back and throat dry. He couldn't see anything, even when he opened his eyes. There was nothing more he could do, everything he did wasn't enough.

12 0 138 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-14T20:54:06

True

There's a reason you're hated all across the board. From Carlisle to London, you're far from adored.

12 2 94 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-13T22:33:19

iOS Devices In General

Before we go any further, I have to admit that I am a slave to Apple and it's products. From the first time I got an iPod, to right now.

18 2 786 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-13T14:50:39

Squid

Crying and wailing, He enters the world. Our bundle of joy, No other way preferred. He opens his eyes, And looks into mine. Daddy you're crying, Are you feeling fine.

18 8 71 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-12T12:19:14

Hexasyllabic Sonnet

O sweet lady of night, Why must we meet in dark. With a glimmer of light, You leave without a mark. I leave my home each day, I leave my wife distressed. Yet when I see you lay Upon my heaving...

12 3 76 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-11T15:31:49

Wedding

He looked at her, With her veil white. He though it familiar, His chest went tight. Everything faded, He drew back breath. Her eyes were jaded, Laced with death. He opened his eyes, Laid in fear.

16 4 139 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-11T13:04:26

Untitled

There was a time when Ben would have given a shit, but considering how the bloody mass of organs and skin lay there begging for him to kill it, it just made Ben want to kill him less.

8 2 228 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-11T10:54:39

Ewww...

There was once a woman from Spain, Who was awfully sick on the train. Not again, but again, And again and again, And again and again and again..

16 1 28 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-10T20:48:02

Makes No Sense

This is a Haiku. It doesn't make any sense. Refrigerator..

22 6 10 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-10T17:21:52

The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Let's date back a few years, to a time post-PS3 and even PS2, to where a game with a storyline that you can immerse yourself in was the one you talked about with your friends in the playground.

12 1 247 words
iLeeam
iLeeam
2012-04-10T12:13:42

Unclear

I don't know if it's my own sick selfishness or the mental state I'm currently in, but I would have thought that she'd have been dead. I mean, three strikes and you're out, right.

8 4 118 words