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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2012-02-01T23:54:21

To Be-lieve Or Not To Be-lieve

Having trust issues is a bummer, especially when you know the person isn't lying to you but you still feel like they are. I need to learn that not everyone is out to fuck me over.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2012-01-26T07:57:45

So Far So Hood

I guess all that over thinking was completely useless, and for once, that's a good thing. Becoming a better person every day and now I'm focused on someone else's life other then my own.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2012-01-18T07:28:27

James Trust-Worthy

It's practically impossible for me to trust anyone. She's building a strong case to change that. But, it's when I feel that I can trust someone that I start to distance myself.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2012-01-13T07:02:15

Here Comes Treble

Having a voice can be a life changing thing, if used right. It can also get you into trouble, when used wrong.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2012-01-09T21:04:47

Unfamiliar Territory

I have to learn to stop over thinking things. Sometimes I let my thoughts stress me out so bad that I make bad decisions.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2012-01-08T18:56:52

That's Convenient

One of my resolutions this year is to cut ties with convenient friendships. I'm not one to be put on a shelf, waiting to be useful. I offer more than anyone can imagine.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2012-01-08T10:37:59

Role Playing

People who constantly play the victim should sit down with someone who's been through a REAL tragedy, maybe then they'll see how pathetic their tiny problems are. I can't stand those who beg for pity.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2012-01-08T02:19:48

Words With Fiends

Im sick of hearing "you probably cheated" every time I beat someone in Words With Friends. Maybe I'm just a lot smarter than you...hmm?.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2012-01-07T07:27:19

Statistically Speaking

Marriage is the leading cause of divorce..

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2012-01-07T06:19:31

Who Are You Fooling

It's hard to trust a woman who is constantly on her cell phone when she's with you, but never answers your text when she's without you.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2012-01-03T01:58:16

Stop It.

Those who beg for envy are often jealous of everyone else..

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2011-12-31T08:24:04

Kids For Sale

Dear old white man trying to convince me to adopt a child for 24 dollars, why don't you take the money it spent to make this commercial and buy those kids a hamburger. Stop bugging me.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2011-12-27T09:22:35

No Offense

What do you call a gay Yeti. A snowmosexual..

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2011-12-27T05:37:36

Oops

When sharing past wrongs with your spouse, NEVER, go first..

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2011-12-26T20:11:14

New Beginnings

Sometimes you just have to let go or discard the oldest objects in your life, rather it be habits, traditions, rituals or friends. It happens, you grow out of situations, friendships and...

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2011-12-19T07:56:27

Reality TV

Any televised sporting event, unscripted, unrehearsed, that's reality tv. Competition results in true human emotion, not E. Entertainment. Turn the Kar-crash-ians off and watch the NFL Playoffs..

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2011-12-12T05:18:52

We All Do It

When you hold your breathe while someone filthy looking passes closely by..

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2011-12-10T07:52

Fake

Do you have those friends, who talk behind a persons back and then hang out with those same people the next day. Chances are, they're talking about you too.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2011-12-10T05:42:27

Injury

Rolled my ankle tonight because of some kid who couldn't see passed all the hair in his face. Isn't the scene hair phase over. Didn't Justin Bieber put that trend to rest.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2011-12-09T06:53

Is It All A Hoax?

Does anyone else wonder how a country in a "severe" recession can spend 27 billion on Black Friday. Is it possible the recession is just another horror story passed on by our government.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2011-12-09T05:57:30

That's Funny

What do you call a homeless gay man. A hobosexual..

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2011-12-09T04:13:26

#Basketballreasons

David Stern has shown his true colors. Imagining himself as a modern day slave owner, not letting players dictate where they want to play.

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iPhonanthropist
iPhonanthropist
2011-12-08T04:56:54

Let Me Be More Clear

It's really no wonder that more people these days are lacking intelligence. While the better of us are looking for higher learning, the rest are waiting to here the next word on Kim Kardashian.

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