If my Grandpa's mad...
He wouldn't be sad...
Grandpa isn't dumpy...
But he really is GRUMPY.
If I accidentally smash,
Grandpa's going to gash.
If I lose and break,
Grandpa'll yell out
"FOR HEAVEN's SAKE!"
Grandpa will smack,
If you spill the sack.
Grandpa will explode,
If you painted the road.
I will be in panic,
When Grandpa's volcanic.
Once I broke his vintage ski...
But I know he'll always love me.
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