Blarhhgg!!

@RDE

Madagascar

Private the Penguin: Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas. Skipper the Penguin: Nah. Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. [all four penguins waving].

@TheCookieMonster

I like being weird. Weird's all I've got and that's my sweet style!.

@Mr_Coolio

A where ma keys, a where ma phone….

@Zorua101

Clouds

Every cloud has a silver lining... That's why I don't recommend travelling by air..

@sjwijaya

I Don't Give A Crap

Take it up with my butt. He's the only one that gives a crap. - Peter Griffin, Family Guy.

@faruc

Bro Code #20

A bro respects all his bros in the military because they've selflessly chosen to defend the nation, but more to the point, because they can kick his ass six ways to Sunday..

@hallofrumors

Facebook Ate My Homework

Teacher: Where is your homework. Student: I uploaded it on Facebook and I tagged you in it..

@Kinuthia

The Early Bird

"We tend to think too much of the good luck of the early bird; and too little of the bad luck of the early worm".