6 April 2012
Two men go hunting deer in a forest, and one accidentally shoots the other unconscious. The uninjured man calls the emergency services after climbing up a nearby hill to get reception. "My friend's been shot! What do I do?" he says. The operator calmly says "Ok, don't worry, but first we need to make sure he's dead". Leaving the phone on the hill to stay on the line, the man climbs back down and a distant gunshot is heard. The man climbs back up the hill, picks up the phone and says "Ok. Now what?"
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