10 June 2012
So there is an epidemic Sweeping through the train Wonky Bill is shouting And smellys at it again! He's nicked off with the Doritos Delilah's not best impressed She tried to convince the dragon To eat up all his vests After all it's okay sometimes To give in to crazy urges But not to return to craziville Or go on great big splurges Miss DHP looks slightly baffled Just a little confused One moment she had some Doritos But now she's left bemused All sorts of hell are breaking loose On this crazy train It's a good thing Nic is there To tend to all again Sienna is still chilling out She enjoyed Laziville And Jon Bon and Elton Are off drinking their fill They ran off with the rum They took it from cap'n Jack So he chased them down the train Demanding they give it back! What's this?! Here comes the joker Trying to inspire fear Or at least he was until he fell over In a hallway that was clear It's not so good for reputations To face plant on the floor After falling over thin air Whilst walking into a door Smellys running down the hall now Prize held firmly aloft Him give it back? You must be joking You might think he'd gone soft! Rich decided it was his turn To ride on baby Blu So he took some of the flying mice And the white rabbits watch too! (he palmed it when no one was looking He's clever like that you see) So now there was a hole in the roof Where Rich and Blu broke free Only to come back crashing down When Blu forgot to flap Suddenly wonky Bill yelled Give yourselves a slap! Try to pull yourselves together We're nearly at the next station I wonder who we'll meet this time In this mysterious nation?
I.Sparrow
Craziville - The Next Station • Opuss № I