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"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." -Alan Key.
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Stories by @ineedsleep (32)
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"To live is rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all." - Oscar Wilde.
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Joke
This is really bad my chemistry told us it. Atom 1: I think I've just lost an electron. Atom 2: Are you sure. Atom 1: I'm positive.
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"If you judge people, you have no time to love them". - Mother Teresa.
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I have complete writers block and have no idea what to post next. Any ideas????????.
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Cute
My little brother just woke up crying because he'd had a bad dream. He was crying because he fell over. Sometimes little kids are just sooooooooooo cute!.
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'Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.' Oscar Wilde.
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30 white horses on a red battle field. What are they. My friend told me this riddle and she said it was from the Hobbit..
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Riddle
I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be. Good luck everyone. I am looking for both words..
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Riddle
The more you have of it the less you see. What is it. This one is quite easy..
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Riddle
At night they come without being fetched, by day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?.
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Riddle
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?.
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Riddle
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you will die. What is it. I thought this was quite hard so good luck!.
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'Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.' - Josh Billings.
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2013
How did you celebrate the beginning of 2013 and do you have any New Years resolutions. If so what were they?.
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What The Head Teacher Said When He Saw Me Running Out Of School At 1:15 pm On 21 July Last Year To Buy An Ice Cream From Pelozzi's Van
Hey. * - Fred Sedgwick * This poem is an attempt on three world records at once: the longest title, the longest footnote and the shortest text of any poem in the western world.
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'Loneliness is the most terrible poverty.' - Mother Thresea.
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'Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.' - Marie Curie.
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The Day After The Day After Boxing Day
On the day after the day after Boxing Day, Santa wakes up, eventually, Puts away his big red suit and wellies, Let Rudolph and the gang out into the meadow, Then shaves his head and beard.
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'He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat.' - Napoleon Bonaparte.
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'The best way to predict the future is to invent it.' - Alan Key.
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Diary Of Jill
TUESDAY Jack took my out for a drink yesterday. Jack fell down. He put some vinegar on his head. Also, some brown paper. Jack it a twit. I will not go out with him again. - Peter Dixon.
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Diary Of Jack
MONDAY: Took Jill out. Went up a hill. Fell down the hill. Put vinegar on my head. Also, some brown paper. - Peter Dixon.
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The Doctors :-(
Today and have to go to the doctors and have blood taken to see if I am low in iron. Would be great-full for something that will cheer me up today. :-(.
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On Top Of Spaghetti
One of my favourite poems ever. On top of spaghetti, All covered in cheese, I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed.
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My Invisible Dog
My invisible do is not much fun. I don't know if he's or glum. I don't know if, when I pat his head, I'm really patting his bum instead. - Brian Patten.
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April The First
One Literacy Hour, Our teacher, Miss Telling, Said, 'Write down these words. I am testing your spelling.' 1. Aardvark. 2. Proboscis. 3. Rhododendron. 4. Iridescent. 5. Lexicographer. 6. Fahrenheit....
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An Eye For An Eye
'An eye for an eye, soon the whole world will be blind.' Gandi See comments for extra info..
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Resentment
'Resentment is like drinking poised and waiting for the enemy to die.' Nelson Mandela See comments for extra info..
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Hush Hush
Norman is a secret agent. Only family and close friends know this. Those of you who have read this poem, please destroy it and forget you ever saw it. - John C. Desmond.
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Letters To The Three Pigs
Dear Mr Pig, We notice you've built a house of straw, You didn't ask permission, You didn't say what for, You didn't ring our office, You didn't write and so- Our Big Bad Wolf will be RIGHT ROUND To...
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The Babysitter
It was clear from the moment they walked out the door, That Tracy had never done this job before, Until they came home she patiently sat, On me, my little brother and...
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