3 May 2012
(Fanfic. I do not own BTVS or any of these characters included in this story.)
Chapter 1, Introducing The Nerds
Rating: PG-13ish? Ranges between PG and PG-13. Nothing bad but mentions of sick minds. But it is hilarious.
Warren typed at his computer, his bushy eyebrows furrowing as the computer continued to decline his access. Andrew twirled through the house, his pink tutu poofy at his hips.
Jonathan rolled his eyes at his gay roomy and partner in crime, literally."I don't even know why I deal with that idiot."
"Hey! I heard that! I'll have you know, I am a very attractive man and any man or woman would be lucky to have me." Andrew tilted his head up in satisfaction of his words.
"Your a guy-" Jonathan was quick to retort, but was cut off by their ring leader.
"I got it! I got through! And the camera is working perfectly. And look who we got here! The slayer and her ex-lover. Who knew he was back in town!"
The other two boys came to huddle around the large screen.
"He lost his soul. Again. Dammit, he should put a bell on it or something. I'm sick and tired of dealing with his evil alter-ego. He gets happy, I get screwed. I'm gonna kick his ass when it comes time." A feminine voice spoke from the screen."Screw Angel!" Angelus lifted an eyebrow at the mention of the en-souled version of himself.
"I'm still here lover. Just jealous you weren't the one to give him the happy, this time?" Angelus spoke.
"I realllly, don't care anymore." She lied."I just wanna know who did this so I can kick their ass all the way to China. THEN, kick them all the back here. The, burry them alive." Buffy folded her arms over her chest.
The nerd trio watched the scene like an enthralling movie. They knew they made a good choice in putting the camera in the slayer's watcher's store. They were hoping something even juicier was gonna happen since Buffy was closing up that night, and they were the only two in the store. Maybe a fight.
"I'm hurt, lover. I came all this way to see you, and you just want to know who gave your precious soul boy a happy?" Angelus touched his chest where his heart hadn't beaten in over 240+ years. Her face stayed hard like a stone."That wanna-be actress. Have I mentioned she sucks in the sack. I don't understand how that boy Xander stayed with her for as long he did. She's even a low standard for him. And that's saying something coming from me!" Angelus rambled on, leaning his leather clad self against a display case.
"Cordelia? Cordelia Chase? Whordelia? Queen C? The May Queen? That snobby little bitch that I went to high school with?"
Angelus raised and eyebrow. They stared at each other a while. Until, Buffy threw herself forward, at the delectable demon that wore her ex-boyfriends face. He definitely didn't expect her to throw herself at him, but he didn't mind in the least. His blonde little obsession was throwing herself at him and he wouldn't waste anytime thinking. He took control and quickly responded as he picked her up and swept the closed books off the big, round, table. He roughly threw Buffy onto the table and climbed on top of her small form, bathing her in kisses.
"Free p***..." The trio said in unison as they watched on.
TO BE CONTINUED...
The Trio: Chapter 1 • Opuss № I