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(Dr Nick Rivera is rifling through a book on the human body.) Dr Nick: "That's what we look like inside? It's disgusting!" (turns page) "Ooh... that woman swallowed a baby!"

Best Simpsons Quote #1 • Opuss № I

We were learning how to factorise algebraic equations in Maths today, and my day lightened up when the teacher pointed to the board and said, "Can I take a P outside?"

Algebra • Opuss № I

1) DON'T BE BORING. You needn't use long words and big paragraphs to seem more clever or mature. People will accept you more if they can easily understand your writing. 2) BE A CRITIC. Read your work as many times as you need to check it …

5 Writing Rules • Opuss № I

Lips like cherry Skin like snow Little Maria Terry Loved me so In my ear She'd whisper things Stopping fear That often stings In my eyes She'd gaze and smile Telling no lies Never was she vile In my mind I'd always see Her face so kind W…

Maria Terry • Opuss № I