7 June 2012
As a cat it is my born right to: 1: Look at you in disgust even if its my fault. 2: Sit in your seat and not move. (Then refere to rule one) 3: Open a closed door or get you to do itfor me. 4: Take ages on deciding if I want to use said door. 5: Not use the opened door. 5b: Use the door then wait till its closed before insisting it be open again. 6: Ignore you when you call my name. (If I do acknowledge you, refere to rule one.) 7: Require a full bowl of fresh food every few hours but not eat it. 8: Require attention on my terms not yours. 9: Get straight off your lap if you put me there. 10: Only ever sit on your lap if I know you have to move (Then refere to rule one.)
(I know a few places on the net that does this but I've written it out myself from my own personal experiences.)
10 Cat Rules • Opuss № I