24 July 2012

Can you go tidy your toys in your room for me please?

But mum... Why?

So I can actually walk and hoover in your room with ease.

Will you eat the whole of your dinner, there's a good girl.

But mum... Why?

Because my dear if you don't eat your greens your hair will curl.

Sweetheart, it's time for a bubble bath with your rubber duck.

But mum... Why?

Because darling, you've had a day of fun and you're covered in muck.

Now you've had a bath it's time for you to go to bed.

But mum... Why?

Because you need to have little dreams in that pretty head.

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