29 July 2012
Diary of a Super Hero.
Dear diary,
Ahh... What a day! I've been out fighting fire with fire!... And no fighting the forces of evil is not what I meant. Today I finally got with Batman, it only seems natural that he'd be with Batwoman, I mean c'mon Bruce?... Cat woman?...SERIOUSLY?! Don't think he could have found a better skank if he tried, i've heard she even has fleas!
I digress, we started out just talking in the Batmobile, He was moaning about How dirty the car had gotten, of course I just sat nodding and agreeing, I love it when he talks dirty, haha!!
His voice gives me goose pimples, the man is so bloody sexy; I swear i'd melt just for him. Usually he tries to flirts and make wise cracks but i've always acted a bit prude and stand-offish. The other day he tried to slap my ass as I walked past. I glared at him through my mask.
The thought did turn me on though... God, rough sex with Batman. He's just the type, dark, brooding, strong and secretly very kinky! Ticks all my boxes any way!
I was looking pretty damn fine myself, giving off all the right signals, normally robin picks them up first the lil' twerp.. Urgh?! Anyways, one thing lead to another and before I knew it he asked me on a date, admitedly it was a date that involved ruining the jokers plot. But he did say there was no one else he'd rather take that clown down with... How romantic!
So a sumary of today:
Spent time with Batman - alot of it too! We defeated the Joker, we totally kicked ass, then we went out for a meal before coming to the bat cave where he showed me his weapon ;) oh yes, it was massive!
All in all a bloody brilliant day, i've worn him out now though, he spends all day fighting evil and he's fine, yet 3 hours of rampent sex with Batwoman and he's clonked out on the desk...
I suppose I better go clean the bat cave, we knocked alot of stuff over and broke alot of things. Can't say it's fair to get Alfred to clean up after THAT.
Haha, Good night Diary!
Diary Of A Super Heroine • Opuss № I