5 July 2012
This is the truth to all those fairy tales you've come to know. The little fucking liars changed how the story would go!
Snow white... She took a bite?
Then she fell aslumber... Could that lie be any dumber?
She was out all night with 7 men. Who got her home way past ten.
I am more inclinde to think... She had way too much to drink.
She ended up with a headache... She went to sleep and played a fake.
The big bad wolf who'd huff n' puff... Really was not all that gruff.
Three fat piggies forgot the rent... So the story got a bit bent.
Big ol' wolf wanted his pay... Wen't round like a normal day.
Here little pigs its time for cash... But the swine made a dash.
Wolf would chase them into a road... The got hit by a heavey load.
Just so happens to be.. The truck was for a bacon factory!
Fair Aurora princess of the land. Who supposedly pricked her hand?
The slut had slept around Pestered men like a dirty hound.
Our innocent sleeping beauty... Loved to flaunt and shake her booty!
A bit pissed off was dark queen... Who really wasn't all that mean.
I'll think that you'll find... The dark queen kicked her behind.
Knocked her clean out cold... This is how the story should be told!
Jack had a cow called daisey... But Jack was very lazy.
Jack was on his way to market... He left the cow where he couldn't park it.
The tow man came along... Things all went wrong.
Hooked the cow up and left... Jack came back to legal theft!
He didn't know what to say... Because he had no money to pay.
He was down on his luck... Couldn't give a fuck.
Took some beans that made him high. Hallucinated giants in the sky.
This is just a few examples of misleading fairytales. I think most of them are lies and nothing but hairytales.
Hairy Tales • Opuss № I