21 June 2012

Have you heard about the kitten who drops a beat with his paws? He's the bad ass kitty, I heard his name is Dj Claws.

He takes his deck out every day layin' out some funky beats. He scratches his his disks for all to hear out on the streets.

Have you heard anythin' so crazy as a cat scratchin' on a deck? Yeah when I was told about him all I could say is what the heck?

He's can move his paws quicker than you could even blink. Check out his demo online and tell me what you think.

He's cooler than an ice block he's the mad music moggy! He's cooler than fuck, hes better than a dumb dancin' doggy.

Dj Claws will whip up a tune in no time at all, he's so lickity split. Dropping some bad ass words as he makes a rhyme and starts to spit...

'Yo... Yo... I'm a bad ass kitty with my rhymes to make ya tail curl. Wiggle and jiggle to my song c'mon dance for me girl! You ain' seen nothing in ya life quite as slick as me. I see you bobbin' ya head and flickin' your tail to the beat!'

Dancing around as the ladies swoon and call out his name. The cat with the million dollar bill and all the fame!

Next time you're out on the street why don't you stop and pause. Take a minuet out for ya'self and listen out for Dj Claws!

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