5 February 2013
[12+ A couple of swear words and seriously bad attitudes]
A ntidepressant shocking cocktail hit, B eta-blockers and psychology bullshit, C affine, 50 milligrams, injected directly into veins, D opamine receptors ready, primed and aimed, E pinephrine injection on standby, just in case, F eelings of failure need to be discussed and faced, G hosts resurrected and talked down from the ledge, H ypnosis and regression sessions take you to the edge, I nstant cures a-plenty for the prescription drug brigade, J esus is the only way your life and sanity can be saved, K isses from your mother as a baby would have cured you, L ove, of course, is the answer; if only someone adored you, M istakes were made in treatment, but we'll get it right this time, N icotine might kill you but you'll feel serene and fine, O CD is MDD and PTSD redirected, P lacebos worked on you so you can't really be effected, Q uestion every question, cover sadness with a laugh, R orschach tests conclude that you're a blatant psychopath, S elf-help books all promise to sell you happiness, T herapy can help you, but for fucks sake don't digress, U nder stress and over-weight and losing the will to live? V alium will perk you up with all it has to give, W e won't mention the side effects, addiction and the such, X anax will cover those, but nothing helps that much, Y es the treatment's over, now return to normal life; Z ombified and boring from all the bullshit advice.
A-Z Of Self-Help Lies • Opuss № I