3 December 2012
[Warning: innuendo and general dirtiness within]
This Christmas Day, All you'll get is me, Lying almost nude, Beneath your tree, Wrapped up like A Christmas gift, To be undone on The twenty-fifth, You dress up as Santa, I'll sit on your knee, Make a wish and you Can do anything to me, Tie me up with ribbons, Throw me in the snow, Lay down by the fire, See how far we can go, I know you like my mince pie, I love your Yule log too, Lets put them both together And see what we can do! So light the lights And deck the halls, I cant wait to see Your Christmas baubles! We'll have a 'white' Xmas, And christen the New Year, All we need is each other, And a tube of lube my dear!
Dirty Christmas • Opuss № I