8 January 2013
Oh Thor, oh Thor, just look at you, waltzing in to save the day, The All-Father would be proud of you, the people of Asgard would say: "Hail our God of Thunder, hail our next in command, With flowing hair, and muscled arms, and Mjölnir in his hand." Where would you be though, Odinson, without your hammer's power? If I could take your weapon then, oh what a glorious hour! I'd destroy this sickly planet, I'd rule with an iron hand, I'd make every man, woman and child bow down across the land. And they would know that I, Loki, I am their rightful King, I'd control the peoples of this earth like puppets on a string. As for Asgard, well my friend, I'd take it for my own, Father, Mother, the Lady Sif, would need to find a new home. So save the day, dear brother Thor, have your moment of fame, For when I put you in the ground, this world will know my name. Enjoy your smug celebration, before peace turns into pain; You may be the God of Thunder, but I'm the one with brains.
Loki™
Loki • Opuss № I