28 December 2012
[16+ sexual content]
I've been getting rather lonely Since my man has been away, So today I bought a little toy To help me along the way. It fits into my handbag, It's really quite discreet, Who'd have know that vibrators Could be so small and neat? Now I'm simply aching, Postman please be quick, Deliver my new tool, As I'm not getting any dick! So if come Thursday evening, You haven't heard from me, Just remember this poem And you'll know where I will be.
Solo • Opuss № I