30 November 2012

There's something in my wardrobe,

Of that I am quite sure,

At night I hear its pitter-patter

Footsteps on the floor.

I can't get a good look at it,

No matter how I try,

I only ever see it from

The corner of my eye.

I don't know what it's doing,

Or what it wants from me,

Maybe if I ignore it

It will just let me be?

Unless it wants to eat me,

Or wear me as a hat;

It's already killed my guinea pig

And my neighbours cat.

It doesn't seem too friendly,

My toes it's nibbled twice,

I wonder if a monster hunter

Could give me some advice?

I could try to kill it,

Or catch it in a trap,

But it only seems to come out

When I'm trying to take a nap.

There's something in my wardrobe,

With teeth and scales and claws,

And now I think another

Is living in my bedroom drawers!

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