Ice Cream

@harleyquinnlovesthejoker

"I believe that what doesn't kill you, simply makes you stranger." - The Joker..

@emogurlforfun

Iv got a jar of dirt iv got a jar of dirt and guess what's in it - jack sparrow (aka:Johnny depp).

@sargossa

Happy Dead Jesus

I wake up go down stairs see my mum and she give me a cup with a little choclate bunny in it She looks at me and says " happy dead jesus" . Yea that ?.

@Sally_McK_1D

123

When your mum starts counting to three: 1. You don't care. 2. You're getting scared... 3. You nearly sh*t your self and bolt out the room..

@zannyzulu

To Hell I Drive

We are all going to hell!!. And I am driving the bus ;).

@bookworm28

If you can do something today, don't bother..

@Reecei

When Life Gives You Lemons…

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back. GET MAD. I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these. - Cave Johnson, Portal 2.

@clementallen

Charlie: "oh yeah, five's an odd number isn't it?".