29 January 2013
Ingredients: Glass tank (and glass shells for decoration) Hood (good for erotic imagination) Soft Light (neon on tap) Filter (cuts out all the crap) Pump (makes love shake) Stones (a rocky bed makes) Water (at the perfect temperature) Heater
Method: Make your bed to start the dish, Filter out prowling dogfish from your chosen catfish Woo her with the soft lighting, and sweet decoration, Pump in warm affection (20litres) Switch on heater, to maximum Wait 1hour for her to soften, You can add a glass of alcohol, For lubrication, careful not to Induce inebriation. Check oxygen is right, Turn off outside life
Repeat all steps above, for Perfect Aquarium Love
Aquarium Love Recipe • Opuss № I