18 November 2012
Dear Diary.... How come you got so big? I remember when I first started you; I was just a fish in the sea (or maybe a speck of dust in God's hands, it was such a long time ago!) And now look at you! 20,000 pages? Really? I'm going to pick a page in the past at random, Here goes....
Page 4444 War. The Spanish have come and I fear for the lives of our great race; Inca.
Ok, not a good start, let me try another page, here we go....
Page 9764 War. I knew that boy would grow up to be trouble. You could see it in his eyes. Angry Adolf.
Sorry, far too bleak. Let me try just one more....
Page 20004 (Oops, just yesterday, and I can't even remember what I wrote....)
War. Israel. The Palestinians. At it again. How many times I have written this! Honestly. Do we never learn?
Dear Diary I'm sorry. We might have to part ways. I need to find something better to do with my life. Like. Er. End it.
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