3 December 2012
I am an advent gift, what am I?
I am 12inches long, I can fit in a thong, If you hold me, I'll turn on Got a dark bedroom? Bring me along!
I am best used at night, If you yank me hard, I'll show you a sight, If you pull softly you'll be alright, If you pull hard, you'll get a fright.
What am I? (Scroll down to reveal your advent gift) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I am a light cord (what better gift to give somebody at Christmas?! Much more useful than a willy if you ask me)
Jacks Naughty Advent 3 • Opuss № I