30 November 2012
On the top tier; a baby Jesus, with the letters 'H', 'O', 'L', and 'Y'.
On the second tier; the nativity of Bethlehem, with Hamas rocket men toys.
On the third tier; Jerusalem, and barbed wire decoration, and conscripted soldier boys.
On the fourth tier; dark chocolate, so dark it feels like a nuclear bomb threat.
On the fifth tier; the letters 'U', 'S', and 'A', and a proud flag in icing; it smells like arrogance and righteousness when you are slicing.
On the bottom tier; holding it all up, is God , wearing my cake like a hat, and offering me the lot....
God says I should HAVE MY CAKE AND EAT IT, But you know what God?
I am not going to have a birthday this year.
My Birthday Cake • Opuss № I