25 November 2012

I've got a new song, me and the band, Gonna be number one, you understand, But we need a name, something cool and rad Like Killers! Or Muse! Or Steely Dan!

In our band are three; There's Jack, that's me, leelee101, and molliecat, Oh yeah, and one other; my parrot. The parrot sings all the time, which is great, But what he sings ain't a song, Coz every time he sings he gets it wrong!

We sing 'Leelee you pretty boy' He sings 'Gimme a shitty toy' We sing 'Gimme all your soul' He sings 'Kimmi, irrational doll' We sing 'Mexican geezer' He sings 'Sexy fun with Eliza'

We're just getting our costumes on, everything in red When leelee101 puts a bunch of roses on his head! 'Lets name ourselves Red Rose', he said And I shouted 'Rubbish Lee you pleb! And can you guess what the parrot said? The perfect name for our crew........

'Ravish Me Red' (Look us up on iTunes)

jackaliceThat's Rubbish Lee, You Pleb! • Opuss № I