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jackmuffin

My name is jack I love to play golf, I am a golf pro and I'm only 12.

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Stories by @jackmuffin (14)

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Sabotage

SAbOtAgE.

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Yo Mum

Yo mum is so dumb when I said I was going to throw a party she tried to catch it..

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Yo mum is so dumb when I said the drinks were on the house she climbed to roof..

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Yo Mum

Yo mum is dumb when I said Christmas is round the corner she went looking for it!!!.

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Yo Mum

Yo mum is so fat when I went to swerve her I ran out of petrol.

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DIE

You stand you walk, You sit you take a look, You lie you you loose trust, You rest you DIE..

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Your Mum

Your mum puts the F into FAT.

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Yo mum is so dumb she starved in tesco's.

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Yo mum is so fat when se sat on my i phone it turned into a I pad.

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Joke

What starts with p and ends with e and has a million letters in it. Post office.

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Joke

Knock knock Who's there Boy Boy who Boy who couldn't reach the door bell.

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Death

Death is end Death is the beginning.

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Wining

Wining isn't everything but wanting to win is!.

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I

I hear and I forget I see and I remember I do and I understand.

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