Jimmy
Why did jimmy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus..
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jacktheanimation42
Likes skating,Djayism, snaking scooterers at parks.screw this literature i make fun of these geeks.
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Sarah
Why did Sarah fall off the swing. Because she has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there. Not Sarah..
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The Sloth
The sloth usually would just lay around on a hot summer day, but today, little sloth wanted to swing from tree to tree.
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The Man
...There once was a strong young man named Hugh, Fi Fi Fi fiddley dee, he was mean to his older brother, and then squeezed a spot on his knee....
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Offensive Joke
Warning. This joke is offensive to women/girls and if you wish not to read this and be offended don't open this. If man evolved from apes how come women smell like fish.
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Best Yo Mama Joke Ever
Yo mama's so ugly, she's the reason sonic runs so fast.
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Fake Names
Ario isn't my real name. Simples..
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Best Yo Mama Joke Ever
Yo mama's so fat when she's on the beach, the whales rise and sing in harmony "we are family".
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Oliver Boyne
Oliver Boyne is the killer of jokes, I don't need your smart arse words, neither that terrible word that hurts, you may be rank 4 but fuck you, you just turn the world blue..
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Busy Bees
Anyone realised bees are busy, but not busy gathering nectar, oh no, they are busy evolving.
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Djayism
Djayism is a good religion. One religion one turns to in an event of grief. I love you Djayism.
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Life
Life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what you're gonna get-Forrest Gump.
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Stupid People
Pushing the disabled around, she walks in front and tells me to move. BITCH PLEASE.
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Poor Dog
Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything's grey I'm a f**king dog.
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Fantasy Man
Once upon a time in a la-wo wo wo. Fairy tales start with this crap.let's try something else. Here we go. Once in a galaxy far far awa- copyright. Curses. Ok I'll do it how I like.
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Art
I like art.
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Untitled
I quote.
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The Little Shit
One morning, Cyril the shopkeeper was setting up shop for the day when as soon as he opened the door, a guy in a gimp suit chucked a gas canister into the shop and ran in.
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Fish
1.buy a fish 2. Cook the fish 3.eat the fish 4.drink something 5.go to the toilet 6.finish the fish 7.put your plate in the washing up bowl 8.call your wife to wash the plate..
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