9 June 2012
Only now have i figured out that parks with little 5 year olds everywhere are annoying as hell!!! Yes right now im sat in one and i want to go home but i cant because one its boring as hell there and i've fell out with my mum. This is my only option i guess. Ok so its 2012 we're in may right now prefferably the 5th. I just want flipping june to come for my effing birthday! I have a plan to go to escape! That should be funny because i'm takin jess and eva we're going on the rooftops, ice sliding, toboganing and ice skating, eva absoulutely craps herself when it comes to hights so it should be a laugh! Im sat on this slide thing and i swear to god if another kid steps on my foot im going to rip their feet off and shove them so far up their arse they'll be able to kick themselves in the face and i will happily do that to them if they want!
Theres a kid on the slide now and he wont take his eyes off me and if he doesn't soon he'll be able to see his own shit... Theres this lass too and she's following me and theres a little kid and she's walking round with this plastic phone and she's like 6 and she's pretending to talk to her boyfriend in LA... WTF?! keep on dreaming little girl. It realy pisses me off when little kids do that even though i used to lol...
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