9 June 2012
1. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
2.time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley it kills all it's pupils...
3. Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway
4. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
5. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
6. What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come
7. Men are like bank acounts, without a lot of money they dont generate a lot of interest
8. Everyone beleives in something. I beleive i need another beer
9. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
10. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
Words Mean Everything • Opuss № I