Life is about enjoying every moment whether good or bad, and always learning
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died.
I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shat myself..
An Irish Story for Lent An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers.
Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called wedding cake..
Paddy says: "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador ." "Sod that" says Mick: "have you seen how many of their owners go blind".
Adam & God God said, 'Adam, I Want you to do something for Me.' Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?' God said, 'Go down into that valley.' Adam said, 'What's a valley?' God...
A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea. Just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her.
My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes....
"Jesus loves you." A nice gesture in church. A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison..
I'm really worried about my Parrot. He keeps saying, "I can't go on, I hate my life". My room-mate's too selfish to notice. He's always crying..