28 April 2012
Starters
Polished gravy granule Woodman's Flaunt Hoisin spiky Jew on a crusty bed Lynch mob choirboy Special Event salmon Radox Justice
Main Meals
Parmesan egg hammock with a liver and pastry jus Twilight saga dipped in couscous sweat Beefy chlorine onions with a nightmarish grin Sauerkraut domestic incident on wry bread Pork and apple tapestry with parsley stitching Tender cranberry attitude with a selection of hardened muesli vapours Dante's trunnel Contrary penguin pancreas in a pool of amniotic Irn-Bru Squidtits and haricots beans
Buffet (Good Fridays only)
Meek rats Li'l cubicles Potato cemetary Lipid balls Quell rochettes Stormbringers Fennel wasps Chicken goujons Mantelsnacks Chimney bruisings
Desserts
Prancing apple pie Goat's cheese cheese Chocolate mummy wrappings in a ghostly helmet Swindon's best crumble Liquid party favours fancifully drizzled over Sir John Betjeman Buttery nuggets Municipal fire station roulade Hot hot creamy wellies
Drinks
Coca-Cola Pepsi Essential Waitrose Cola Panda Pops Cola Sainsbury's Own Cola Argos Cola Oprah's Mystery Coke The 'Whiskies'
The Menu At Alistair's • Opuss № I