2 February 2013
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you completely screwed up my life, I see your face every time that I'm dreaming, that's why I always wake up screaming.
Three words to describe you? hmm......loving, happy and hot; but not in this lifetime honey! Cos all three, your certainly not!
Sometimes your simply beautiful, sometimes your simply bliss, our first date sex was for one reason, i was completely, uncontrollably pissed!
You'd always promised to never love another, then one week later when you met my brother, you secretly lusted for his smile, face, and eyes, such a natural bloody talent for telling those lies,
My brother showed desire for your new, sweet embrace; till one night without warning, the paper bag slipped straight off your face, such a shock that it clean took his breath away, but that was down to the strangulation, and so nearly your last living day!
My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' so guess what inspired my most amorous rhyme? Six parts bloody vodka, one part bloody lime.
THE END (OF HER ANYWAY!)
An Ode To My Future Wife. (Whoever She May Be) • Opuss № I