I'd hate to be teetotal. Imagine getting up in the morning knowing that's the best your going to feel all day!
If you drink, don't drive.
In fact, don't even play golf.
Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I don't drink anymore than the next man. The man next to me though happens to be on his twelfth Whiskey.
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Half of this stuff's true and the other halfs just how I remember it! Can you tell one from the other?
By Anthony Hopkins - Silence of the Lambs, 1990 I have to go now, I'm having an old friend for dinner..
English men will never be slaves, they are free to do whatever the government and pubic opinion allow them to do. By George Bernard Shaw.
Some people think football is a matter of life and death....... I can assure them it is much more serious than that. Bill Shankly.
The English are not happy unless they are miserable The Irish are not at peace unless they are at war The Scots are not at home unless they are abroad. George Orwell.
In examinations,those who do not wish to know ask questions of those who cannot tell. Walter Raleigh, Laughter from a Cloud, 1923.
Never take making someone laugh for granted; because laughter can get you through the toughest and darkest of times..
"Women are not moody, we simply have days when we are not putting up with shit." Unknown author but this is how I feel today. Apologies for any grumbles. X.
Quote by emoi; BECAUSE I ATE A SANDWICH. PS, please do not say this phrase of mine, and if ya do, put a different food in. Like... MACARONI. Unless you don't like the food.
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