2 February 2013
I'd hate to be teetotal. Imagine getting up in the morning knowing that's the best your going to feel all day!
If you drink, don't drive. In fact, don't even play golf.
Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I don't drink anymore than the next man. The man next to me though happens to be on his twelfth Whiskey.
Dean Martin Quotes • Opuss № I