20 December 2012
(based on 'The Big Bang Theory')
3:00 in the morning, A sleepy Sheldon creeps out of bed. And gasps, not in glee but in horror! ''It's worse than I thought!'' he said.
Tearing open the presents mercilessly, ''I'll look up their contents online.'' Then I can order or find something, To give them perhaps something of mine.
''NO! It's a Sanatarian disaster! I can't give Leonard my comic books! I know, I'll hide the presents... They won't know the difference!''
''... Sheldon, where are all the presents?'' ''To what your referring, I've no idea.'' ''You don't have to get us anything back, just-'' ''What? There's nothing here.''
''Let's have Christmas dinner!'' ''No, you're not doing it right.'' ''I know how to do a turkey roast!'' ''But it's Cheesecake Factory night!''
''I was told 'werd be a waffle?'' ''Kripkey? What are you doing here? ''And Stewart, from the comic book store?!'' ''Is there a hot shower near?''
''Hey... What's that Stewart?'' ''I got you and Sheldon a present...'' ''What, how could you?!'' ''This is gonna we a wiot!''
It's my understanding, That after crackers we all tell jokes. So I wish you a merry Christmas! (BAZINGA - I don't!)
A Sheldon Cooper Christmas • Opuss № I