25 October 2012
Don't read this. This is an urgent warning, people are not supposed to read this book. Countless generations have risked their lives to try to ensure that NOBODY EVER reads this book. Not after last time...
Stop reading.
Now.
Still reading? You think this is a joke? It isn't. As soon as you read the following words there is NO GOING BACK. I insist. Close this page and go on happily with your life.
While you still can.
I mean now.
Yes, now.
This is the final plea. For your safety, not mine, do as I say and don't read this. You think you're being brave and daring? You're not. Stop reading.
This is your last chance.
Ok, I take it you are going to carry on reading whatever I do to try and protect you.
This page is cursed.
CAUTION • Opuss № I