If I Was...

If I was rich,
I'd probably be a bitch,
It's a stereotype that doesn't switch,
It's like it's some kind if glitch.

If I was poor,
I'd wish I could soar,
Maybe I'd be a whore,
But that would shock me to my core.

If I was clever,
My future would be set forever,
Every single endeavour,
Whomever, whenever, whatever.

If I was stupid,
I would defiantly be persecuted,
No one would listen I would be muted,
Rarely included.

If I was pretty,
Everyone would think I was witty,
I wouldn't need the nitty gritty,
I'd be happy with my kitty.

If I was hideous,
Everything would be insidious,
Who cares if I'm serious,
Especially when I look amphibious.