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jasminehewitt

I don't know really know what to put here, I love jokes?

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Lass.. Lass who. Lassoo, thats what cowboys use..

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jasminehewitt

O - Q

What did O say to Q. Dude, your penis is hanging out!.

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????

How long would it take a giraffe to puke. Hmm.

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jasminehewitt

iPad

Yo momma so fat, she sat on the iPhone and created the iPad!.

2 0 13 words
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jasminehewitt

In My Little Choo Choo Train

Jimmy had been naughty in class today so his teacher told him: "jimmy, go home and find out the first 4 letters of the alphabet".

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jasminehewitt

Dead

"LOOK A DEAD BIRD" Brunette: *looks at the floor* "Where?!" Blonde: *looks at the sky* "Where?!".

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La da di dah La da di dah dah La di dah la di dah.

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jasminehewitt

Thankyou

Thank-you for my half bag of air and 5 crisps. I really appreciate it..

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