29 May 2012

There once was a cat who lived in a city,

He rhymed all his words to make him seem witty,

All other cats he thought of as ditty,

except for one he regarded as pretty,

So he tried, so he did, to woo this one kitty,

With the use of his language that he thought oh so pretty,

but the cat only laughed, out of sordid pity,

and told him his poems were in fact rather shitty..

JattCAT • Opuss № I