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Patient: I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum Doctor: I've got some cream for that.
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jaykhalil
It's not what you become that matters, it's what you do!!
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Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Birthday Gift
Wife treats Hubby by taking him to a strip club for his b'day.. At the club - Doorman: Hey Jim. How r u. Wife: How does he know u. Jim: We play Golf. Barman: The usual Jim. Wife: and hw does he knws...
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Only You
Only you I choose among the entire world Is it fair of you. Letting me be unhappy.
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Had To Share It
A lady takes her lover to her house during the day, while her husband is at work and Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet to skip school.
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How do monkeys make toast?.
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Generic BS
There must be a combination of words to explain certain emotions and feelings, A perfect arrangement for the right moment. There has to be..
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At the narrowest passages of life there is no brother and no friend, we come and leave alone..
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Write your tragedies in sand, but success in stone..
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Love sees sharply, hatred sees even more sharp, but Jealousy sees the sharpest for it is love and hate at the same time.
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Freedom
Democracy for one is a prison for another. Irony is that the world is quick to impose democracy on others. Where's the fucking justice in that?.
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Great full
When passing through a mountain pass, a bedouin boy came across an old man who was blind and who seemed to be afflicted with various ailments all over his body. It was clear that he was wasting away.
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The Knowing
Now I know that I meant nothing to you. But I am also glad that every day you mean less to me.
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Life is all about decisions, the choices we make, the options and the opportunities we are given.
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As Gandhi stepped aboard a train one day, one of his shoes slipped off and landed on the track. He was unable to retrieve it as the train was moving.
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Sorry peeps for not posting anything the last week or so, I have been extremely busy with random poo :).
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OK
Sometimes, no matter how long, or how much you love someone, they will never love you back and somehow you have to learn to be okay with that..
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Reality
You really know you love someone when all you want is for them to be happy, even if that means that you are not a part of it..
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Phsyco
So I spoke to her after a month and I couldn't hide my emotions, couldn't pretend that I didn't miss what we had. Guess what she tells me!.
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Soulmates
It's not easy to have someone embedded in your soul; Only not be able to hold them close..
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A Letter
I love you, your name, the way you look at me, your smile, the sound of your laughter, I love your eyes. I love the way that I forget about my pains and worries just by looking at you.
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Harder
Its becoming so obvious that the harder I try the harder I fall !!.
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Lessons Learnt With You II
You taught me to love, care and to be true with my feelings. So here I am, being as honest as I can, even though you have hurt me countless times.
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The Need
It's rare for men to say this, but I am not ashamed of my feelings, all I want at the moment is for some one to embrace me and hear me out without judging me, tell me my faults, give me some answers.
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Should!!
Sweet things are easy to come by. But. sweet people are difficult to find,. Life ends when you stop dreaming,. Hope ends when you stop believing,. Love ends when you stop caring.
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Star Wars Day
May the force be with you!.
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@B_anca
The reason we get tired is cuz we aren't doing what we are supposed to do. We are not supposed to daydream about the future, we miss out on the true and real life that passes by us.
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Abstract Life
We do not have a privileged access to reality, so many of us live either in the past or the future & betray the moment. In some sense we forget to live the real life.
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The Voices Within
I hear two voices inside of me, one feels hurt and deceived, looking for answers, why?. After 7 long years and so much we had?. Why?.
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Sinking
I think about you and my heart sinks, it's a strange feeling, like falling into an abyss.
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Fenton . FENTON !. Oh Jesus Christ.
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Thinks
Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?.
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Wonders
What's the bloody difference between an elk and a damn moose ?.
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Am I Making Sense?
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should..and if you should . You definitely should ...
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Lessons Learnt With You
You will always be my rock, my hero. I have learnt to be happy, joyful and sad with you, I have known pain with you and love too. I know hope, courage and strength because I know you.
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My Gift
After seven years of giving you my all, and you happily accepting it, you told me that I bored you to death !.
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No Bother
So don't bother asking me how I am an how I have been, you know exactly how I am . don't you remember. You have done this to me..
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Being
Why is it hard to be with people who know your worth, specially after you have a shattered heart. After all, You don't need too many people to be happy.
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A Text
Hey babe hope you are doing well, I just wanted you to know that I miss you& always will. We spend most of our lives not being able to say what we want to. That's either we are too scared or too busy.
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Beauty
I was driving in the hardest of rain storms, the first thing that came to my mind was if you were driving carefully where ever you were though I haven't seen you in months...the care for you was...
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A Stone
It was agonising but I did manage to put you at the back of my mind... why did you turn up so unexpectedly. The wounds are fresh again and I am lacking the strength to mend my heart once more.
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Lost & Found
I had to beg you to lessen the pain and the hurt you were causing me, beg you to not get defensive when I confronted you with all the lies you had been telling.
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Fear
Why do I fear loosing what I have already lost. May be it was never mine. Were I in denial. May be a fool or a coward to face the reality.
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The Fall
I saved her from falling, not knowing she would let go of me, only for someone else. Now I am ready to let go. only to fall..
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The Art
Life and everything that comes with it is like honey on a strand of thorns. Its an art to get it without pain and scars. Trust me I know, I have chewed the whole bush down..
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An Ask
I ask God nothing but every thing they have left me for, nothing but everything I am not being accepted for..
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The Difference
I am glad you have hurt me the way you have, because if I had done the same I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
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Time
Time is God, we can never ever understand it so we put our blind faith in it..
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Judgement
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them. Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.
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Things You Gave Me
You will always be my rock, my hero. I have learnt to be happy, joyful and sad with you, I have known pain with you and love too. I know hope, courage and strength because I know you.
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All ideologies worked perfectly well for their own society, communism, dictatorship, democracy..until there were too many people to point out the flaws in them..
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Get Set Go
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve..
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Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.
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