24 April 2012

*knock knock*

I "who is there?"

IT "it's me"

I "who is me?"

IT "that you should ask yourself"

I "I don't understand!? you knocked, not me"

IT "really? where did I knock at, you sit in a park having lunch"

I "ok so I am crazy and hear something knocking and talking?"

IT "no you are just tired, try to think, but I don't want to work, I'm tired as well"

I "So me is you, got that. Siri tell me where I am and who is talking to me"

Siri "I don't understand your question"

I "ok you've won I try to wake us up"

Siri "Can we get back to work now?"

IT "Haha"

I "Coffee"

Lunch over!

jbaxterthe monster in my brain • Opuss № I