Jordan
Girl: "Dad, what's better. to pass or to fail?" Dad: "To pass obviously" Girl: "OH GOOD, YOU'LL BE PROUD OF ME. I PASSED MY PREGNANCY TEST!.
A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second.
A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town.
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor.
A man walks into a bar and after a few minutes he needs the toilet and doesn't want anyone to steel his drink so he put a sign next to it saying I spat in this drink and when he comes back later...
There's a fine line between a tan and looking like you put you face in orange paint and did nothing to your arms and legs.
Your teeth remind me of a song . Black and yellow black and yellow.
Your teeth remind me of the stars . Yellow and far apart.