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Paddy lost his dog, and his friend Mick suggested that he put an ad in the paper to try to find it. A couple of weeks later, Mick saw Paddy and asked, “Hey Paddy, did your advert do any good?”.
I went to the shop today to buy some camouflage trousers… …I couldn’t see any..
Q . What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe. A. <in Italian accent> Roberto. (you were warned…).
DNA stands for the National Dyslexia Association..
…the dyslexic devil worshipper. He sold his soul to the house of Santa..
In the beginning was the plan. And then came the assumptions. And the assumptions were without form. And the plan was completely without substance. And darkness fell upon the faces of the Employees.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a...
A dyslexic man walks into a bra..
Why is it people who can’t take advice always insist on giving it. —James Bond, Casino Royale.