Can't Change

@wolflore

...walks In To A Bar

A man walks in to a bar with a giraffe. He orders one pint for himself and ten for the giraffe. The giraffe downs his pints really quickly and passes out.

@overskill

Squirrel In A Bar

A squirrel walks into a bar. What's it say. Nothing. It's a squirrel..

@overskill

Motorway In A Bar

A motorway walks into a bar and orders a drink. It is talking to the barman when a tiny strip of tarmac walks into the bar and starts growling. The motorway hides in a corner.

@AdamClarke

What you call dog with no legs. Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come..

@lukeni

Duckface

I saw some ducks in the park looking at their reflection in the water. I'm pretty sure they were practicing their teenage slut face..

@Mad4books

Random Penquins X

Penguins are the only animals that can stay with the same partner for their entire lives... Will you be my penguin?. <3 lmao weird x.

@Mohd100

Nibbles

I was at my mates dinner party last night. It was all going well until he announced that we could help ourselves to nibbles...Apparently it's what the dead hamster would have wanted..

@evilcaz

Crazy?

I reject the phrase crazy cat lady and prefer devoted feline groupie!.