1 March 2013

Ahh!

Bath.

Better,

Hot as possible.

Sunburn hot.

Anaesthetic.

Stay still, soap.

Stay still!

Don't you dare . . . Move!

Not a millimetre!

Not one!

Not even the tiniest fraction of a millimetre!

Slippery bloody stuff!

Lie back . . . Slowly.

Sing ' Pugga mugga lugga wugga, poo man! '

Very,very, slowly.

To the theme tune of Batman.

As low in my voice as I can . . . . . .

Deep breath.

' Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . . . . '

One. . . . . . Long . . . . . . . Note.

Then the other vowels to see what they sound like.

Hold each for as long as possible.

And . . . . . . Release.

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