jessicabryant
Open door. Close door. Scarf off. Coat off. Hair down. Run bath. Kettle on. TV on. Sit down. Drink tea. Relax... Finish tea. Stop bath. Bath time. Relax... Finish bath. Make dinner. Sit down. Eat dinner. Finish dinner. Wash up. Clean kitche…
If bars cannot serve drunk people, why can McDonalds serve fat people?
If Steroids are illegal for Athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal for Models?
Think of your best friends as 25p Think of your friends as 10p Think of your acquaintances as 1p Would you rather have 100 1p; 10 10p or 4 25p? I know what one I'd prefer!
It's that moment you most rely on to keep your faith. It's that moment you realise there is more to life. It's that moment where you forget fears and the thought of death. It's that moment where you are in a peaceful mind. This place could …
I've many ideas but all are cliché. I think it's best to learn from the best. Anyone to help me with an un-clichéd idea on a novel or a script, big or small; fractured or pure, would be of great use to me.
Me: "Look, a dead bird!" Blonde: *Looks up* "Where?!?"
I can tell it's Winter. I step on the path and it's like a slide. The ice is something not to be encountered with. I look at a tree, its shoulders layered with snow.
I can tell it's Autumn. I rock on the chair, watching a leaf slowly fall, its auburn colour gently merging on the grass with its friends. The flowers are, also, on its last few petals; its last words before the petal slowly breaks away.
I can tell it's Summer. I wake to the early morning Sun, sending its blaze through my window. I grasp the ray, warm and shooting through my skin. The trees outside are its usual, healthy colour of emerald green.
I can tell it's spring. I pick a lonely flower up on the hills. This lonely flower is young in its age. Its cowardly petals are not ready to come out yet its natural beauty shines shyly. The grass, also, is slowly taking off its winter coat…
Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. This is why most women wear make-up and most men tend to lie.
The early bird might get the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese.
"To do is to be" -Nietzsche "To be is to do" -Kant "Do be do be do" -Sinatra
If a executioner kills a man for killing a man; who gets to kill the executioner?
"Hey, thank god I met you! You left your phone at my house yesterday! I tried ringing you but you didn't pick up!"
Photographers are violent people. First they shoot you, Then they frame you, Then they hang you on the wall.
I dig, You dig, We dig, He dig, She dig, They dig It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
Life is like riding a bike, in order to keep your balance, you must keep on moving. Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Life is like Google, you need to know what you're searching for. Life is like a P…
Health is the first of life Wealth is the next of life Character's courage is the best of life Respect is must in life Turning is the test of life God's blessing is the crest of life Love is crucial for life Happiness is the perfume of life…
Today, you broke your own personal record for your most consecutive days lived.
Your brain never stops growing. Therefore, your mind never stops growing. Therefore, your thoughts never stop growing. Therefore, your ideas never stop ending.
How Would You Feel? You walk into the dining room. Your parents are having a Full English Breakfast! Yum! While you are having nothing. So let's stop this! You walk upstairs to your room, wait, what room? You go into your little cupboard an…
At the start of the year, buy an empty jar. Throughout the year, if you have any happy memories of that day write them on a piece of paper and place it in the jar. On New Years Eve, empty the jar and look at all the happy times instead of r…
Taster of my Film Script. Chapter One. Part One. (Lightening and Thunder strike at a dark, battered & angry sea. Camera zooms in on a large area of sea from up above. There is nothing, but a few seconds later a large, fiery & loud plane c…
An English teacher wrote on his whiteboard "A woman without her man is nothing" and asked the pupils to correct it. All the males wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing. Whereas all the females wrote: "A woman: without her, man is not…
To say goodbye to a friend is like having your favourite red balloon escape from your grasp. No matter what, you know you'll have to let the pain go somehow. To say goodbye to an enemy is like having to let go of something you could live wi…