25 October 2012
Everyone in this play script is posh(this story takes place in a comfy living room) ( and nanny is doing some knitting) Thelma walks into the room
Thelma: OH GOSH I THINK IT'S BROKEN
Nanny: oh miss Thelma what ever is the matter ,come sit yourself down and nanny will see to it
Thelma: don't touch it don't touch it the pain the agony the embarrassment of it all
Nanny:I'll get you a nice hot milk it'll calm your nerves
Thelma: oh thank you nanny what ever would I do with out you
Nanny: (aside) die of over work wouldn't surprise me
Thelma: what was that nanny?
Nanny: I said its a strange quirk of fate surprise me how you done it
Thelma: well it's a dangerous thing sport and leisure even at the country club
Nanny: I thought you only went there for the leisure didn't relies sport came into it
Thelma: oh nanny you have no idea
Nanny: so go on tell me how you did it this time
Thelma: it's silly really I don't like to say
Nanny: oh go on you can tell nanny
Thelma:oh I can't
Nanny: can
Thelma: can't
Nanny: will
Thelma: well if you put it like that nanny.......I um.... slipped
Nanny: SLIPED!
Thelma: yes nanny......getting out of the jacuzzi.......
Nanny: And that's how you broke it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thelma: (tearful) yes
Nanny: best phone for Doctor Jones then
Thelma: No No best phone Miss Pugh
Nanny: Miss Pugh the manicurist?
Thelma: Yes nanny I've broken a nail
(nanny sighs)
A Sigh Of Relief • Opuss № I