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Woke up today at 1pm, it's Wednesday, I couldn't tell you what happened on Monday or Tuesday. Serious case of the fear. Drink again....
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jimb1990
Amateur comedian from Ireland
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Balls
Ever wish you didn't have balls. Life would be a lot easier and trousers would be more comfortable..
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BGT
Britains got talent puts facebook on its period. But not a normal period. It's a week of shit spewing out of the status update button..
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Robocat
Putting Smartie tubes on my cats legs so he walks like a robot.
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Odde To The Amish
I was doing a bit of research on Amish country and the difference in culture is unreal. In Amish country they can have unprotected sex and if the woman falls pregnant then that's fine.
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