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Oh my god there a table tennis game :o Jack ingle play with himself :0 It's a jack off
Another day another dollar, taken of me by the bully
Why can't david guetta go fishing? Because he's always dropping the bass! Bad joke I'm sorry
2 'o' clock on a weekday Conversion got real gay So I went up to my bedroom To smoke some I you mushroom But then I realised My hand weren't sterilised Then they got infected Soon after I was arected
Man: Why do women have small feet. To stand closer to the kitchen sink X-D Woman: Why do men have small dicks. Because there cunts ):(
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Roses are red Violets are blue You're number one Wait I need a number two
Roses are red, violets are red, holy shit the garden's on fire!
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon ?
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1: Are you really that thick? 2:Well no, no I'm not. 1:That was a rhetorical question. 2:Well I have given you a rhetorical answer. 1:Now you being stupid. 2:no I'm being rhetorical :|
Kids: are we at home yet? Dad: no Kids: are we at home yet? dad: NO! Kids: are we at home yet? Dad: if you two ask one more time I'm turning this car around! Kids: are we at home yet? Dad: THAT'S IT WE ARE GOING BACK TO DISNEY LAND!!…